LYRICS
Fly
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I'm looking real hard and I'm trying to find a job
but it just keeps getting tougher every day
I’m quirky and a card so
I'll change my name to Bob then maybe I will find a better way
so I'll steal a car yeah a James Bond car one that when
I push the button yeah the car will Sprout wings
and I'll drive until I find a cliff and race till I hit the side
then I'm going to fly away
so now I'm going to talk about the rest of this song
you know I finally got arrested by the cops they
pulled me over and I resisted so they taste me right in the face
electrocute my face
now I got a burn hole in my
forehead I got one and my guts the other in my chest
now I got three nipples but they're not really nipples their scars
so I get high all the time and fly away
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So this is what I'm going to do
I'm going to sing really really quiet now
I ain't gonna sing any louder than I would if I spoke
No I'm not kidding this ain't a Fucken joke
Ooops I said the Fuck word I wasn't going to swear
This was supposed to be the clean version
and I was going to tell the story of my throat
Oh Fucking well Fuck It!
Lets just be Camel Juice because we're really loose
yeah yeah we're really loose
Lets just be Camel Juice because we're fucking loose
and we don't give a shit ya we don't give a shit
or maybe it's me I dont know what everybody else thinks
cause I never ask them what they think
maybe it's just me - maybe it's my attitude
I don't know I don't know I don't know
But I like to scream in the microphone
ya I like to scream in the microphone
ya I like to scream in the microphone
scream with the guitar
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So now I'm gonna go back to what I was saying before
you can splice this part into the song with your cut and paste option
in the recording program that you use upstairs in the tower
This is what I was trying to say I have to sing really really quiet now
cuz what happens is you start using more air
you start using more air
before you make a note with your mouth
you start using more air like you don't care
but really I've gone past the point
I shouldn't be sitting down I shouldn't be fucking sitting down
I should be standing up but how do you stand at a piano
piano
I figured out whats wrong with my voice I screaming to much and I'm getting too old
I don't have a choice anymore but to change my syle
so I'm going to get high all the time and fly away
I'm still looking hard and I'm trying to find a job
but it just keeps getting tougher every day
I looked so hard that I broke my eyes into the dirt
they did fall and I lost it all
but into my eyes apart from the sky flew in
I am surprised I am still alive
Cause I'm a mean cock sucker a sick mother fucker
and all I wanna do is cry
I got a good wife and a nice life still I'm going to die
every time I think of my heart it flies away from
inside my chest
I don't know which way I'm going to invest my time
so I'm going to fly away
Rum Consortium Live
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Rum rum rum
the only thing that keeps me alive
rum rum rum
the only drink I drink when I drive
In the morning when I run the vacuum
when I want to revive when I feel humdrum
when I succumb to rum to get
venturesome it's better than drinking raw petroleum
at lunch drink rum punch eat a bit of crunch a Munch
drink
some eat some better than a cracker crumb
drink rum every day rum slum giant say fee fie foe fum
overcome and get numb smoke opium
Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum
Strum shit live with a plumb thumb
go platinum in your cranium
When you think you arrive you strive for a high-five
then you realize you're just a beach bum
take a dive be deprived admitted Sanitarium
then you think you're nuts you play an empty Auditorium
like small Chum in a large aquarium it's
worrisome chewing glum gum in a medium-sized gymnasium
that doesn't jive it's cumbersome so don't stop drink rum
don't stop drink rum
We drink rum for the fun of it
cuz we don't give a s***
we have run with eggs and toast for breakfast
bacon too it's so infectious
rum pancakes make no mistake we even drinking rum with crepes
so even though rum can make you
dumb and fucks your equilibrium
we are the Rum Consortium
our goal is rum drink rum more rum more rum a
syndicated premium for co-opetition not just fun
so come with us and bring your drum this is the new millennium step
through the crematorium and
emerge anew with camel juice and
rum
Mad Scientist
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Can't get no wait
loose butter chips
skin see through skin
tone chicken bone
loose carbon flush flows to the Sewer
parts of the body parts beginning to fall into the sewer
cats and rats and sandwiches be sure as you were born
screams of dizzy language making nonsense out of illness
feeling sick and rancid make it stop never stop make it
flush toilet flush
flow to the Sewer
me you you and me we walk so tall we stand so proud with brass balls clanging
big enough to tell you we don't like this that or that or this or that
opinions count as much as assholes get inside of our heads
take it or beat it however you eat it don't suck it and leave it up to someone else to
flush nasal flush into the sewer
ov overload take off your clothes so feel the nature
word just say the word let's make it fuck with something
rude and vulgar
this nasty b**** she's so nice won't get inside of my head
love ov overload take off your clothes
let's all go feel the nature of sneh
dr. sneh in the sewers
Parts I need new parts new body parts something
in a nose or chin
ear rings in my ears one of my nose a big metal spike in my dick
brand new metal teeth brand red
hot brand some cross upside my head
tattoo all the people dipped to the neck in heroin paint till dead
Egyptianistic
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I don't know what I see I don't know where I been,
I don't know what so ever is going on, I'm going to hell in a bucket
and I can't see nowhere.
I can look about as far, as my hands can reach
but I don't know what I'm looking for
and I don't know why it's in my eyes, I don't know why it's in my mouth,
but I guess it's good for me, but I still see a better way.
Ah living for today then you fade away,
I don't know what to say I don't know what to do,
I don't know where to go no more.
I don't know who to be I don't know what to see,
I don't know if I'm free no more.
I don't know where I'm going around, I don't know if I'm having any fun,
all I know is I believe in me.
and I'm not going to let some m*********** get me in a Twist.
not going to let them pull me down,
I'm falling down.
if I get too close to the hole, I might just get
pulled in.
if you turn around and look I might not come back again.
don't risk your freedom. don't risk your freedom.
And I don't know why it's in my eyes,
and I don't know why it's in my mouth,
but I guess it's good for me
at least I think I believe it.
is there something more to say?
living for today then you fade away.
I've got nothing for you, you've
got nothing for me, I don't know which way we're turning.
Camel Juice
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Hey Don!
are you making this up?
yup we're making it up up, up as we go
we're making it up as we go
and we don't know where we're going to go no
we just keep it in the Mainframe over and over again and I I ride
over the mountain we ride on an orthodox butterfly as flies fly around our heads
we go and we go till their Hooves get slow because they're bleeding all over the road
and we get off and we take the cowbell that we turned upside down and pour rum
in the Bell
we pass it around as we shoot all our guns till the camels get thirsty and one by one we drive
Drive our steering wheels of life into the desert we drive
drive our steering wheels of life into the desert
over and over we ride with the camels delight which is rum and we’re thirsty we’re thirsty
we drink from the humps we stick our straws into the hump as we suck up the juice
camel juice makes your sphincter loose
camel juice feeds the Big Caboose
Oh I am having the butterflies that I just rode all through the sky because when I'm riding my butterfly
I know that I can fly anywhere anywhere, anywhere.
and I know that when I pull on the reins I can't stop or complain I just sell in the vein
We've got to make the time to pick the right rum for our juice
because it's important that the feeling after leaves you loose
the right rums mixed together must not taste like rum manure
4 camels juice is rum that is mixed for rum Connoisseurs
camel juice feeds the Big Caboose
camel juice makes you mentally loose.
Over and over we try mixing rum till we discover a mixture that tickles are bums
maybe mix Penny Blue, Kwilu, Bayou, Cacique, with J Wray and Nephew, Damoiseau, Don Q.
Oronoco, Pampero, a touch of Barcelo, together until it makes you puke.
Mix Monte Cristo, Cartavio Stroh, a little Mombacho, Centenario,
Compania, Zapatera, Dzama, Plata, Mulata, Savanna can you feel the flow.
Maybe Pink Pigeon or Botran, Severin or Neisson or Dillon, 1931.
Which should we choose from?
The Pirates Grog Royal? The Cruzan, Toz Sang Bom, a smooth Appleton?
Grab Captain Morgan and pour him with Siboney, Admiral Rodney, Bacardi, J Bally
or a Newfoundland Screech that we found on the beach somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico.
Montebello, Legendario, Randel Barrilito, El Dorado, Varendero, Carapano, Papa Gayo,
Diplomatico, Ron Abuelo, Ron Macambo, Ron Macollo,
Santa Teresa is another Ron we may never know. Karukera, Arehucas,
Royal Oak is Anostura, Edmundo Dantes, Cubay, Mount Gay, they got to go
but Sailor Jerry is in the mixture and the Krakon’s got to stay
and the Oakheart is Bacardi but we really like the taste
but Ballast Point is only perfect when you're smoking on the pot
and Pott Rum is like the Bruugal, you have to drink it on the spot
Dogfish Head puts you to bed, Jolly Roger makes you dumb.
Holey Harbour and English Dollar taste like cum!
Lamb's Navy, Santa Fe, feel the same as Mount Gay,
Tanduay and Selvarey and the Rum Company
we tried them all the Inner Circle, One Barrel, Havana Club, Bleeding Heart,
The Gosling Brothers, Coastal Extreme, glub, glub.
But few are perfect for the Camel Juice to be complete
it has to go down smooth to quench your thirst and not be sweet
it must be sellable so we can make a million bucks
to make this album multi-platinum or else will all be fucked!!
Camel Juice feeds the Big Caboose
Camel Juice sure to cook your goose
Camel Juice